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A character from Dragon Ball Z who in the abridged series is apparently straight but due to his long green braid, little tiara, earrings, and long eyelashes is perceived as very, very gay. His apparel, which consists of what looks like space armor, a bikini bottom, and what look like giant leg and arm warmers do nothing to aid his claim to straightness. His voice in the abridged series is perfect for his multitude of accidental dirty jokes.
Zarbon: Well, Vegeta, I hope you've enjoyed being on top, because I'm about to put you back on the bottom: where you belong.
Zarbon: IMMA RAPE YA, BITCH.
Zarbon by Xacebans October 11, 2010
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The bishounen, pale green pink leg-warmer wearing right-hand man of Frieza. Transforms into a slightly less bish large, fat toad.

He is killed by Vegeta.
And then Vegeta killed Zarbon. *bows head* We mourn the loss of the bishest guy ever. *lights a candle*
Zarbon by Kodina November 22, 2003
My home planet where the purple monkeys once roamed freely... untill global warming got them to fly swim or drown...
*mumbles*
what?
I come from the plandt zarbon where the purple monkeys roam free.
zarbon by Melodramatic Mime September 27, 2003

Zambonied 

Really drunk and cannot get up
I feel so Zambonied.....
Zambonied by Flygirl. January 15, 2009
The bitch that started the intergalactic war for Voltron
Zarkon: I was an idiot so now I'm gonna start a war for Voltron because I'm an idiot
Zarkon by BitchyFandomTrashHeap01 January 9, 2018

Road Zamboni

Large Scraping-type machine used mostly in Canada for clearing foot-deep snow every winter morning off the ice-packed, pothole-laden roads.
Fu cryin out loud! Did you hear that Road Zamboni this morning?! Sounded like he was doing the living room eh! What time was that...like 4:30?!!
Road Zamboni by jeffermac August 10, 2019