Womaned
(1) When a person (usually female) wins an argument against all logic. (2) When a woman does something only a woman could possibly think was the logical step.
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Womaned
A man gets in trouble with a female (normally close friend, girlfriend, or wife) and has no idea why they are mad. The use of common logic or even a detailed review of the situation usually provides no help in understanding the problem.
Jeremy: How is your day going?
Peggy: What is wrong with you? I can't believe you would say that.
Jeremy: What just happened?
Corey: Yeah bud, you just got womaned.
Peggy: What is wrong with you? I can't believe you would say that.
Jeremy: What just happened?
Corey: Yeah bud, you just got womaned.
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Womaned • pretty womaned • womanese • Womandatory • Womandem • womaneering • .WOMANDATORY. • womanade • womand • Womanderstand
Womaned
To get “womaned” is to be objectified despite doing nothing. Usually sexual and by a man, but not always.
pretty womaned
When you go to an expensive store dressed like a bum or prostitute and the staff refuses to serve you.
"I was pretty womaned on the Upper East Side when the guy from Bloomingdales directed me to the "cheap shoes" section."
pretty womaned by erikaaaaaaa November 24, 2013
Pretty Womaned
When you go to an expensive or prestigious store, college, club or hair salon and get snubbed or patronized because of how you look. People who look like bums, hookers, hicks (think Hee Haw) and trailer trash are frequently targeted; also, people of color and indigenous groups.
Ida Lee, who grew up in a trailer park outside Palookaville, was an honor student and cheer captain. She went to an Ivy League college on full scholarship, but the snobby students and profs Pretty Womaned her, saying that she wasn’t smart enough for university.
Elaine, a taxi driver who moonlights at an art gallery, goes to a fancy hair salon - and gets Pretty Womaned, leaving the place looking like Ronald McDonald.
LaShawn and Supinder go to Holt Renfrew, only to be Pretty Womaned by a snotty clerk. They were told that Value Village had a yellow tag sale. (LaShawn and Supinder could afford Holt Renfrew, but they’re people of color).
Elaine, a taxi driver who moonlights at an art gallery, goes to a fancy hair salon - and gets Pretty Womaned, leaving the place looking like Ronald McDonald.
LaShawn and Supinder go to Holt Renfrew, only to be Pretty Womaned by a snotty clerk. They were told that Value Village had a yellow tag sale. (LaShawn and Supinder could afford Holt Renfrew, but they’re people of color).
Pretty Womaned by The Real Canadian April 25, 2022
Womandatory
An event/meeting/situation where it's mandatory to have at least one woman present.
Also: anything mandated by a woman.
Also: anything mandated by a woman.
It's womandatory to have at least one female member included in the teams participating in the Microsoft Corporate Challenge.
Womandatory by Mohit Hira March 27, 2009
womanese
a. the mysterious language of the species 'woman', which men find extremely difficult to grasp. It's primary function is as an almost impenetrable code only fully understood within their own circle. b. a form of female telepathy used to confound men. Involves giving impossiblly subtle verbal clues which the man is expected to know before they are spoken.
c. a method of communication that involves not saying something in order to communicate something.
c. a method of communication that involves not saying something in order to communicate something.
Any conversation within a circle of women; or any word that does or does not come out of a woman's mouth.