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The ole' Washington Windpipe 

While getting head you proceed to karate chop your partner's windpipe while they are deep throating you, such as Washington chopped down his father's cherry tree.
Jamaal -Yo dawg,did you hear what Deandre do after dat wack party at the castle?
TaShawn- Nah dawg, what he do?
Jamaal- Shit! He gave shaniqua The ole' Washington Windpipe!
TaShawn- Damn! Dats one crazy-ass nigga.

rip off your head and shit down your windpipe 

An cautionary expression used in the USMC."Rip off your head and shit down your windpipe" gently warns the listener " Please pay attention, I'm not joking here. Thank you for you consideration."
1."Dammit, Dave I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if your try to go out with my sister!

2. "Your going to force me to rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you insist on breaking in line."

3. "QUIT EYEBALLING ME BOY. I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you don't get some polish on those boots."
the inner regions of a very heavy person's butt crack. Like a brazier for the female bust it is a holder or carrier for dark and saddening winds.
Used in sentence: "As Big Phil stood up, it suddenly smelled like he had popped the clip on his windier"
Windier by Assimmie April 25, 2014

Windpipe 

what you breathe out of
*cough, that water went down the windpipe!
Windpipe by MAS15 November 29, 2014

Windpipe 

When a woman goes to perform a blowjob and literally blows into a man's penis.
Dude that dumb bitch gave me a Windpipe
Windpipe by La Grand Coque October 22, 2011

Chicago Windpipe

The act of a women farting while engaged in anal sex with a man.
Dude, last night my girlfriend gave me a chicago windpipe and it felt greeeeeeeaaaaaaaaattttttttt. My dick was blown away, literaly!