kitty whompus 

adj.
used to describe an object that is unintentionally tilted to the side

Bob: My car got totally smashed on my way to the mall yesterday...
Bill: Yeah, i can tell. I mean the bumper is absolutely kitty whompus.

kitty whompus by S master kizzle August 13, 2008

Whompus 

The most badass mothafucka on the planet and the biggest boss around. affiliated with the diesels

mark- wow, frank just boned 3 chicks at once
susie- he is such a whompus!

Whompus by WC>SF October 23, 2010

whompuss cat 

A tree dwelling wook that hails from the Russell Fork River.

Don't trust a Whompuss Cat with your stuff he will lose it.

whompuss cat by Uncle Grimpuss March 23, 2016

Katty-Whompus 

Crazy, not exactly right, messed up, fucked up, a little off

You people who don't know how to drive in the snow, that get out there and get all katty-whompus and sideways in the street, just need to stay at home.

Katty-Whompus by ThaKaptin February 11, 2014

whompus 

Any man or woman of an obese and sexually frustrated nature with triple chins and a jacrank attitude.

Did you see that fuckin' whompus cut me off?

whompus by Lolita & Herb November 3, 2006

Whompus 

A vagina with balls
also see chompus...

Dude, that dyke over there has a whompus!

Whompus by jamesantwaanmcguel January 24, 2008

whompus cat 

a big nasty hairy stretched cooter

jethro: hey leroy your mom has a whompus cat.

leroy: how do u jethro?

jethro: cause i was in it last night!

whompus cat by jethro and leroy March 2, 2009