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the Waltz - noun
to Waltz - verb

1. A dance.

A type of ballroom dance, performed in closed position.
Is usually a slow dance, though some types can be performed to faster paced music.
Characterized by gliding movements.
This dance is very old and pre-dates the 1600's

If you perform the Waltz with your partner (or friend) then one of the following is likely to be the case:
- You are of high class
- You are extremely rich
- You and your partner are very much in love
- You and your friend are making other people jealous
- If you are a woman; You are dancing with a gentleman
- If you are a man; You are dancing with a lady

2. A form of music

3. In alternate verb form, to walk around the place as if you own it (bonus points if you do actually own it).
People will think you are a prick if you do this, which is all the more reason to do it.
1. It's a dance. No examples here....

2. The following songs are 20th Century Waltzes:
- Friends and Lovers (Both to Each Other)
- At This Moment
- Three Times a Lady

- Take It to the Limit
- Time in a Bottle
Look em up

3.
A: Look at that fucking cunt Waltzing around like he owns the place!
B: What a twat, sucks even more how he does actually own this place!

A&B continue to be pissed off for hours on end.
Waltz by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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To walk and/or act in an openly casual and self-confident (or self-IMPORTANT!) manner, causing irritation and/or resentment in others from your pert attitude; especially when:

(A) your arrival was unannounced/unexpected, and so those present were not prepared to conveniently receive or assist you, or

(B) you lack or did not bestir yourself to obtain the usually-expected experience, paperwork, preparations, credential-references, etc. for your requests to be reasonably fulfilled. or

(C) you have behaved/performed poorly in the past regarding matters similar to what you presently have in mind, and so your would-be providers are none too confident or eager to fulfill your requests.
Bank loan officer (crossly), "You know, you've got SOME NERVE waltzing in here asking for a loan --- three years ago we loaned you a million dollars to look for oil, and you didn't find a drop!"
Oil prospector (casually): "Could have been worse."
Bank loan officer (raising his eyebrows in annoyance): "And then two years ago we loaned you three million dollars to drill for oil, and you came up with nuthin' but dry holes that time, too!"
Oil prospector (shrugging): "Could have been worse."
Bank loan officer (giving a snort under his breath and beginning to twitch angrily): "And then last year we loaned you TEN million dollars to do more prospecting, and you STILL couldn't find any oil!"
Oil prospector (still as sunny and flippant as ever): "Could have been worse."
Bank loan officer (finally blowing his stack): "Why do you keep saying 'it could have been worse'?! We've lost nearly FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLARS through you!"
Oil prospector (smugly): "Could have been my money."
Waltz by QuacksO October 2, 2011
When you skeet all over a girls chin really slowly like your doing the waltz.
I just waltz with Cindy!
Waltz by Aaron Sierpo March 28, 2007
1. The act of urinating on someone else's, or your own, personal belongings without giving a fuck.

2. An inconsiderate, unlikeable person who irrates and pisses off anyone they come in contact with.

3. An individual who prefers to keep their hygiene products in a freezer, i.e. toothpaste, body wash, shampoo.. etc.
1. Jack: Dude we got so trashed last night, I don't even remember coming back home.
Roger: Yeah I know man, I must have been real drunk because I waltzed all over my bed and chair.

2. Jim: Who the fuck is that new kid that thinks he can say and do whatever the fuck he wants?
Jeff: Your telling me man, nobody likes that mother fucker, what a waltz.

3. Corey: Jason, why does that kid put all of his hygeine shit in the freezer?
Jason: Oh hes a waltz, he thinks that it makes the products more effective.
waltz by Matthew Jefferies January 31, 2008

Waltz the Clown 

When Waltz was a young lad, he had some issues at home. His mom turned to alcoholism after the death of his dad died to a severe case of monkey cancer. To make matters even worse, Waltz was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis at the age of 4. Waltz lived a sad and poor life in Utah as his family owned land to grow cassava beans. Growing up, Waltz was forced to work in the cassava fields for a little pay because his family's business was struggling to keep afloat due to Mr. Marmalade's business across town. He was running Waltz's farm into the ground. With the little money he had saved up from the cassava fields, he went to the traveling circus. When he walked into the tent, the first thing he saw was the clowns. The clown's friendly and welcoming appearance and talent washed all of the pain and suffering of his home life. Waltz thought to himself, "I can be a clown and do the same for other people!" After that day, Waltz was changed forever. He felt like he had found a purpose in life, to become a clown. Waltz dropped out of high school to pursue an education at the Salt Lake City School of Clown Education. Waltz finally felt like he fit in. Everyone was equal. After 4 years of intense schooling, Waltz graduated at the top of his class. Waltz found a job after graduation at The Park. After working at The Park for 2 years, Waltz was hospitalized after he slipped on Sean Spicer's puddle of Dip-n-Dots and busted his head. Waltz died a slow and painful death.
Damn dude, Sean Spicer killed the best accordion clown, Waltz the clown.
Waltz the Clown by Bameron Booley August 26, 2017

Waltz of the Wizard 

A beautiful VR game made by an awesome team that you should definitely buy if you haven’t
Yo man, you play Waltz of the Wizard?
You know it, my guy
Waltz of the Wizard by Dr K Chaudhry November 11, 2020

Toxic Waltz 

1. A metal pride song by the thrash metal band Exodus. Basically Exodus' way of telling everyone in the audience to mosh it up or go home.

2. A term used to describe the act of moshing.
"Here's a new dance craze that's sweepin' the nation! It's called the Toxic Waltz and it's causing devasatation!"

"Kick your friend in the head and have a ball, good friendly violent fun in store for all!"

Ben: Dude, you should have been at the movie theatre last night!
Tom: Why? What happened?
Ben: They wouldn't sell us snacks for less than 5 bucks so we started the Toxic Waltz at the gate!
Toxic Waltz by J. Arnier May 19, 2007