WOCLB 

Stands for 'Work Obsessed Creepy Little Bastard'.

A work obsessed creepy little bastard with a napolean complex, who makes use of self help books, focusing on on self assertiveness over colleagues. Examples include, often crossing legs and holding their knee in a business man like fashion. Behaves and talks like a 55 year old chairman or board executive, yet is actually in their early 20's. WOCLB's are known to shave their hair at the temples and at the back up to ear level for no apparent reason other than to have a bizarrely oblong head... very green beret. Obsessivley makes time tables and keeps maticulous records of all aspects of acedemic life. Can never let a conversation not including him occur, feels the need to interupt with talk about themselves, and their work, when no one gives a toss. Has no extra curricular activites besides being a stalker to lecturers and occasionally students. WOCLB's are legends in the Greater Manchester area of Northern England. Has tendencies when nervous for whole body to turn bright red, including the back of the aforementioned partially shaved head.

WOCLB by John Thorpe February 17, 2005

A Wolbes 

When you are gaming with your friends and suddenly leave without telling them.

This can easily be done by pressing your power button on your console or pc, while simultaneously being in a discord call or a party.

For best effect do this during an activity that is really important or where you are needed. (Best example of this is leaving a ranked game on rainbow six siege or CSGO)

Wow he really pulled a Wolbes, what a dick.

A Wolbes by Woolberry December 26, 2019

Wolbers 

A redheaded fuck that has brown eyebrows and a 50/50 ratio of red and brown pubes.

wolbers, how the hell do you have brown eyebrows?

beware of the wolbers, his kind falls in love easily and stays sour about the break up for months to come.

as we can see, the wolbers gives into addictions very easily, quitting and picking up smoking constantly, depending on how whipped he's feeling that week by his girlfriend.

the only way to properly destroy a wolbers is with a tree nut.

hey kids, see that thing sucking the dick of Dave Grohl, lead singer of Food Fighters? we call that a wolbers!

Wolbers by wolbs525 December 9, 2010

wolbem 

backward for a blowjob

annie like to wolbem

wolbem by havalaf January 10, 2008

Wolb 

Blow, but backwards. When you're toking, you would generally blow the smoke out. However, when a person milks a hit or just holds the smoke in and accidentally/purposefully 'swallows' the smoke, in about a minute or so after initially blowing smoke out, the person would let out a burp and voila, smoke that didn't leave when you thought youblew it out.

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Francesca: Ay, puff puff pass.
Athena: ~~~milk the bolwz~~~~
Athena: *i'm gonna hold it in for a while, maybe taking a gulp will let me hold it in longer*
--blows out smoke--
Athena: I'm so --- *burp out smoke* -- the fuck? Hella just wolb'd.

Wolb by JackHerer January 13, 2011

Wolbeef 

Letting one rip that can cause crashes, empty rooms and induce vomit.

Rick: I shouldn't have had all that beef stew, Im gonna let out a Wolbeef.

Ziggy: oh $#!T........!!!!!!!!!!

Wolbeef by KlemonParty November 5, 2010

worlb 

a universe that is made by the lorb

The lorb is in control of the worlb

worlb by shasssssssshaq bj quick July 8, 2016