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Volumeous 

Adjective (A word used to describe)

The word volumeous is used to define an entity with a large volume, not to be mistaken with Volumeort which as we all know is Voldemort's DJ nickname. I Digress. An Example of Volumeous may be:
"That Bitch looking mighty volumeous", OR "Did you see Billy's willy? Sure was volumeous", OR "Wow, Dude we bout to hit the most volumeous line of coke! Bet!"
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Voluminous 

Voluminous means spacious, vast, stretching out farther than you can imagine.
His yard was very voluminous
Voluminous by Pixel Jadyn August 11, 2015

Voluminous ass 

A term used when talking about a Big fat ass
Bro my girl has one voluminous ass

Volumtious Scrumcious 

A word to describe parts of woman.. or mens body or whatever else you may have a fetish for......
Damn that goat has a Volumtious Scrumcious reer end.

speak volumes 

Makes situations clear without using words
The man's clothes speak volumes about how much of a bum he is.

Biting her lip, she didn't talk. Her pussy spoke volumes, and choked on my cock.
speak volumes by Tristoner September 29, 2013
Bouncy wavy hair when pertaining to a buzz cut
Sarah:wow Harrison's hair is very volumus today!

Sean:DAMN RIGHT!

We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes 

Bu**s**t!! This is merely what you **always** say when someone calls your help-line! You're just too cheap to hire enough customer-service reps!
Unless there actually was a recent major event like a power-outage or security-breach, DON'T BELIEVE IT if a company's caller-greeting recording says that, "We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes; you may stay on the line and wait for the next representative, or you can leave a call-back number for one of our reps to return your call during this same business day, or you might want to try your call again later"... again, DON'T BELIEVE IT --- in all likelihood, this is merely what they ALWAYS tell ALL of their customers who call, no matter what time-period it is ! And whatever you do, DON'T THINK THAT "LEAVING YOUR NUMBER" WILL CAUSE THE COMPANY TO CALL YOU BACK... I have waited ALL THE REST OF THE DAY for a call-back, and the company **never** got back to me! The best thing to do, therefore, is to simply "stay on the line" to "keep your slot in the cue", even if it means a long wait... better to eventually get through than never reach a live person at all.