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Extremely luxurious mobile phone (called a "communication instrument"). Made by a special division of Nokia, it is made of various precious metals, and hand-wrapped in leather.
Prices:

Stainless steel (cheapest): $7,800 USD
Yellow Gold: $20,000 USD
White Gold: $30,000 USD
Platinum: $40,000 USD
Pure Untreated Platinum: $700,000 USD

That Vertu costs as much as a Ferrari Enzo.
Vertu by EJL March 23, 2004
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Utter nonsense.

A golden cell phone. What crap! My plastic Kyocera looks better than that for cheap. Go buy a Blackberry instead.
Boy: "Dude, what is that?"
Girl: "It's a Vertu."
Boy: "Utter Vertu!"
Vertu by Sense December 10, 2004
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Vertu is a subsidiary of Nokia that specializes in tough, luxury phones. Vertu phones are polar opposites to their mass market counterparts.

Vertu phones don't come laden with the latest features and gimmicks, in fact, they are positively antiquated when compared to a cheap 3G phone.

What Vertu concentrates on instead is building a quality instrument that lasts decades.
I use my Nokia N70 for work, but I save the Vertu Ascent for special occasions.
Vertu by giglegooglegable January 15, 2006
Vertcoin is a cryptocurrency focusing on ASIC and multipool resistance. The name comes from the french word for green, vert.
Why use paypal when theres vertcoin an actual online currency that doesnt charge you to use?
Vertcoin by Anonymousrandom January 20, 2015

Lil Uzi Vert 

A true goat that barely releases music. He is 5'4 but when he stands on his money he is 6'6. And when he hits her once shes dismissed. He can't fuck her sister so he made her lick dick. He is the greatest rapper of all time. All of his friends are dead so push him to the edge. He runs away on nardwuar interviews.
Omg is that Lil uzi vert, that guy is the greatest rapper I know. I heard he is 5'4, but when he stands on his money he is 6'6.

David Verdu 

Everyone's boi.
Yo have you seen my boi David Verdu. Yeah I have.
David Verdu by Thelegend22 May 20, 2018

Venture Daddy 

A sugar daddy that invests in the woman's future instead of just giving her money.
Bae is my venture daddy, he just paid for my MBA and college tour.
Venture Daddy by Baby'Awit May 26, 2018