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ascent is shit 

I've played on Ascent 7 games in a row, now my brain's functionality is damaged
NO, THE WORST MAP IN VALORANT IS ASCENT, IT'S A SHITTY, UNBALANCED MAP! ascent is shit.
ascent is shit by MrQuantumOFF November 28, 2022

European Ascent 

When the girls is giving you a blowjob and decides to shove your balls into your stomach and chew on your empty ballsack
European Ascent by BitchMaid69 November 10, 2017

beat artificial ascent day

Today is beat artificial ascent day so beat it now or a femboy will come to your house at 3am to fuck you.

Aschente 

A word declared by each competitor before starting a game or match signaling to every party involved that they will play fair and abide by the set rules of the game.
(It is most commonly stated as a promise or agreement between competitors.)

Origin:
A pact in the show No Game No Life to bind citizens to comply with the Ten Pledges
"I swear by the pledges, Aschente!"
Aschente by Xaece October 20, 2018

accentool 

1. A douchebag who thinks he's a big deal cause he works for an overrated consulting company. Usually this person doesn't believe in gay marriage.
Omg, that accentool is coming around the bar to talk to me. Quick, let's pretend like we're sleeping.
accentool by Su42579 February 24, 2008