Vertumnus 

Pronunciation: Ver-tum-nus
Function: proper noun
Etymology: Roman/Pacific Northwest
Date: 300 BC with a res-erection in 1999
A Minor Roman God - Male - the God of Seasons, gardens and fruit trees; he is also a shapeshifter. In his later years he also became the God of cappuccino; currently resides in North America, in the Pacific Northwest; Handsome and witty; a mischievous God - not one of the mean Majors.

The Shaman journeyed long to seek the counsel of Vertumnus. When he arrived at the God's temple, he came upon a dozen of the God's temple maidens utterly spent. Sadly, Vertumnus had just left for the summer temple in the south only hours before. Thus the Shaman could not bask in the God's wisdom and presence.

Vertumnus by Vertumnus-1999 February 3, 2010

Vertamus

A once in a life time dude who never skips leg day. He’s probably got some mysterious background that no one‘s ever heard. Sometimes you wonder if he crash landed from a different planet and is now trying to learn the ways of humans. Despite this,his dashing good looks seem to impress all the ladies and men. Everyone seems to gravitate to him. Even the elevator doors always seem to open just in time for him. He always looks like the ideal man. At least 6 foot or taller beautiful dark brown and enticing gold eyes. Sometimes it’s impossible to find him,he’s always sneaking off for Reasons you may never know. Maybe off to the gym? He looks as if he were born and raised in a soccer match.

Have you seen the new boss? I heard he’s a Vertamus,we better watch out girlfriends!

Vertamus by Gold_blush December 16, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004