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Vertumnus 

Pronunciation: Ver-tum-nus
Function: proper noun
Etymology: Roman/Pacific Northwest
Date: 300 BC with a res-erection in 1999
A Minor Roman God - Male - the God of Seasons, gardens and fruit trees; he is also a shapeshifter. In his later years he also became the God of cappuccino; currently resides in North America, in the Pacific Northwest; Handsome and witty; a mischievous God - not one of the mean Majors.
The Shaman journeyed long to seek the counsel of Vertumnus. When he arrived at the God's temple, he came upon a dozen of the God's temple maidens utterly spent. Sadly, Vertumnus had just left for the summer temple in the south only hours before. Thus the Shaman could not bask in the God's wisdom and presence.
Vertumnus by Vertumnus-1999 February 3, 2010
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A once in a life time dude who never skips leg day. He’s probably got some mysterious background that no one‘s ever heard. Sometimes you wonder if he crash landed from a different planet and is now trying to learn the ways of humans. Despite this,his dashing good looks seem to impress all the ladies and men. Everyone seems to gravitate to him. Even the elevator doors always seem to open just in time for him. He always looks like the ideal man. At least 6 foot or taller beautiful dark brown and enticing gold eyes. Sometimes it’s impossible to find him,he’s always sneaking off for Reasons you may never know. Maybe off to the gym? He looks as if he were born and raised in a soccer match.
Have you seen the new boss? I heard he’s a Vertamus,we better watch out girlfriends!
Vertamus by Gold_blush December 16, 2021
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