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Veggigina 

Noun: A male vegetarian with a vagina.

Noun: Something a man grows upon the lack of meat consumption. The lack of meat causes the penis to suck in and form a vaginal type structure. Symptoms include being Indian, eating ramen without the flavoring, sitting down while urinating and just being a little bitch. The growth of a veggigina can also cause separations from friends because going to manly places like all you can eat buffets has no attractive qualities because it's not worth it.
Anuj: Hey can you order me two avocado and cream cheese sushi rolls?
Tomo: Wait you want two faggot rolls? Oh yea thats right you have a veggigina nevermind.

Mark: Hey remember that time that you almost grew a veggigina becuase you only ate like vegetables and shit
Gustavo: Yea i noticed my dick was starting to suck in so i had to stop.

Adam: Hey do you guys want to go to an all you can eat seafood buffet?
Gautam: No I'm a vegetarian so that gives me an excuse to be Indian too and not spend money
Matt: I dont see the advantage of going to a place where mainly flesh from living animals is sold as food.
Adam: Oh thats right i forgot you guys have veggiginas.
Cess: Adam's a bitch
Veggigina by buttsecks24/7 September 14, 2010

Venngina 

When a Venn Diagram uses 2 or 3 circles - the overlapping area forms a vaginal shape known as the Venngina. The Venngina represents the common factors of the the 2 or 3 circles and this Vennginal area assists in clearly defining logical choices, probabilities and statistical outcomes.
I was trying to choose who to take on a boys weekend. The three criteria were 1. Ability to drink beer 2. Wilingness to gamble & 3. Ability to keep one's mouth shut. Of my friends, those that fell within the Vennginal zone would receive an invitation.
Venngina by Mr B Poet September 8, 2016
A vagina that could comfortably seat 8.
"Man that girl is such a whore"

"Word, she's totally got a vangina"
Vangina by kkoso January 14, 2009
The huge mini van that is always driving really slowly infront of you when you're in a hurry. Often has semi-political/religious bumper stickers plastered to its peeling paint.
Girl: Will you hurry up I'm late for work!
Boy: I'm trying, but this vangina is taking up the whole road.
vangina by Risss September 2, 2005
I would like to order the vegagna for my entree.
Vegagna by laurapin December 22, 2009
n. A vagina that is so ungodly huge that you could fit a van into it.
Guy 1: Duude... did you hook up wit dat gurl from class?!?

Guy 2: Yeah man. She totally had a vangina.

Guy 1: I'd still tap that
vangina by Quiefcaker1 August 12, 2007