Vagina Bear 

Menstrual cycle, monthly flow, period, got the rag, the monthly curse, etc.

"Hey, why are you so tired lately?"
"Well, I got attacked by the vagina bear yesterday, it's a bloody mess!"
"The vagina bear has come out to play again."

Vagina Bear by Legna419 May 23, 2009

Bear Claw Vagina 

A vagina that a girl has inserted the devise that clamps down on a man's penis in a woman's vagina if her hormones are going too crazy while she's having sex, to prevent rape. Mostly used by extremely paranoid girls.

"Oh she's wearing that warning sign that she got a bear claw vagina, i won't rape her!"

Bear Claw Vagina by Alec Jay April 17, 2009

Vagina Beard 

An vagina that hasn't been shaved ever and has a huge amount of hair. Its like a normal beard if you don't shave it for about a year. Except on a girls vagina.

Guy 1: Dude I saw Brittany naked.
Guy 2: Does she have a vagina beard?
Guy 1: Yeah. Yeah she does.
Guy 2: Ew

Vagina Beard by cruisemissleking August 24, 2009

vagina - beard 

the act of a man's facial hair resembling an unshaven vagina.

dude, check out his vagina - beard!

vagina - beard by kyotoprotocol August 8, 2011

Vaginal Beard 

when female reproductive organs contain so much hair that if you cut it all off you could glue it to a viking's face and it would pass as a normal beard.

That sally girl got her vaginal beard all in my teeth!

Vaginal Beard by Johnny Cock-knocker June 17, 2012

Vaginabeard 

Used to describe a woman who has facial hair and leaves you wondering what she has down under. Usually the result of poor female hygiene.

Did you see that girl in our photography class? She has more facial hair than me...she must be a vaginabeard!

Vaginabeard by Shamblelol February 8, 2010

Vaginaberry 

A herpes blister you unknowingly pop while giving a girl felatio.

Damn bro, last night I was eating a girl out and I think a vaginaberry burst in my mouth.

Vaginaberry by DSC Hamster May 8, 2018