Tuscan 

Tuscan is the official language of Italy, San Marino and Switzerland. It is the real name of what is commonly known as Italian. In the Italic Peninsula many dialects of Latin appeared and the Tuscan dialect spoken in Florence became the official language of the whole Italian territory.
Unfortunately, due to the European nationalism it started to be called "Italian".

Ezekiel: Hey, Luca, I've been told that your grandpa is Italian.
Luca: Hehe, yes. Did my father tell you about it?
Ezekiel: Yes, he did.
Luca: Well, you now know why I have been christened with a Tuscan name.

Tuscan by Ezechiel August 16, 2006

Tuscan 

The most amazing guy I have ever met in my whole life. The way he cares about everyone is so rare to find in a person. He is the most handsome, funny, cute and loving male I have come across. Tuscan is the definition of perfection. <3

Ashley LOVES Tuscan

Tuscan by ashley.47654 October 15, 2011

Tuscan 

Has also shagged your mum especially keirans
Has a massive penis
WICKED SKENGMAN
enjoys nandos with the boys

Yo did u hear tuscan shagged your mum
WHAT

Tuscan by Sawcy boy March 15, 2020

Tuscan 

Tuscan has amazing hair and has shagged your mum.
did i mention he has great hair?

"damn Tuscan has great hair"

Tuscan by Sawcy boy November 22, 2021

Tuscan Pool Party

When one inserts the fat end of a wine bottle into the anal opening whilst another individual attempts to drink wine from the opposing end of the bottle whilst within 100 feet of a pool or other body of water

"Wow, you should have seen the Tuscan Pool Party at Jakobs house last night!"

Tuscan Pool Party by Chalmuns Cantina GM December 13, 2014

Tuscan Mudslide 

Upon completion of the defication ritual, a Tuscan Mudslide is the experience of having a tenacious amount of poop residue left on the anus, thus having to wipe a tremendous amount until the buttocks has used up a weeks ration of toilet paper.

"After his big sticky dump, Joel was telling Curtis about how much his anus was bleeding after he was done wiping. Curtis knew that Joel had just experienced a Tuscan Mudslide."

"It was as if I was just wiping a piece of toilet paper across a brown sharpie. That was a rough Tuscan Mudslide."

Tuscan Mudslide by Moosehead88 February 18, 2015

Tuscan Pot Roast 

Pooping while sitting cross-legged on a hot sidewalk.

Dude just made a tuscan pot roast right on the sidewalk in front of Denny's.

Tuscan Pot Roast by lerk99 March 12, 2017