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Traditionally flocked with feathers, the inherently evil Turkie is an inhabitant of the Turkie Valley. Turkies are predominantly scavengers, and traditionally possess razor-sharp claws, however appearances have been known to vary wildly. Sexually promiscuous by nature, males traditionally determine rank by the size of their gobbler. Turkies are know universally as the only known natural enemy to the Creature.
"Oh no; it's a Turkie!"
Turkie by Bryan September 8, 2005
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Turkey Balls 

When you wife sees you getting out of the shower and laughs. You say what's so funny? She answers ...your nuts are wrinkly and twisted like a Turkey gobbler.
Man it's hot out today. I am starting to get a rash on my Turkey Balls.

Turkey (high five) 

A physical gesture. When one person goes for a high-five and the other gives them one with a bald up fist (making the combined hands look like a turkey) and says "Turkey!"
Hey, I tried to give Nick a high-five and he gave me a Turkey (high five).

Turkic Pushback 

Specifically when a Turk, usually one who lives in a Siberian region assaults a German man. Usually fast and hard.
Turkic Pushback by Turk Pusher101 August 10, 2023

turkish battleship 

When you are trying to play hoi4 without making any domestic equipment.
Guy 1: why is isp playing the Soviet union and using Afghanistan flintlocks?
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.

turkeyfied

Lots of people are turkeyfied after a big Thanksgiving dinner.
turkeyfied by jpg3 November 27, 2014

Turkish Battleship 

Turkish Battleship, kind of sounds like something that could be on Urban Dictionary