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Traverse City Hasselhoff 

When two males stand face to face, looking in each other’s eyes, mush the heads of their fully-erect penis’s together. One male (usually a submissive), grabs the other penis at the base and begins to stroke the full shaft from that base to his own base in complete long strokes. Much like the LED eyes along the front of the kit car from the vehicle on Knight Rider.

Ideally, both parties will want to ejaculate at the same time. Whomever the semen enters first, becomes the submissive on the next go-around.
My partner and I agreed to settle the dispute with a Traverse City Hasselhoff.

travestite 

A (male) named Travis, known or suspected of having male and female sexual characteristics.
Jeez, he is such a travestite. Did you see him pour water over his white t-shirt and start dancing to Pokerface?

If you keep on sitting down to pee, people are going to think you're a travestite.
travestite by Qedup December 6, 2011

travesty 

a mockery of
That modern shakespeare play was such a travesty.
travesty by Chacott Nicolini June 26, 2003

travestinky 

Within a crowd of people, to be unjustly blamed for passing wind when you did not commit such an offence.
Hey Rocco, did you just blow that stinkbomb?

Sorry bro, it was me. Don't want no travestinky on Rocco here.
travestinky by froggystomp September 18, 2010

Traverse City

Where ALL the indie/hipsters in Michigan live.
While walking down the street in Traverse City, you will pass multiple people with polaroid cameras, hula hoops on their shoulders, goodwill sweaters, TOMS, and they will be talking about music and tumblr. No joke.
Traverse City by seventeenowls April 30, 2011
Travers is a scottish term used to mean cute or hot
This guy i met last night was a total travers
travers by Ron O'Connel April 3, 2008