Tournae

A tournament where badgers get whacked off by people and people bet on the badger to jizz first

sam: hey you going to that tournae tonight ive heard they've got a huge jackpot

Burgo: Im there i love it when the badgers jizz

Tournae by Rhab March 16, 2009

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Tourne'd

To ritualistically show ones ass in public. 2. To be shown an ass in a public place, quite often in the workplace.

He was at my desk and just Tourne'd me. I didn't like it.

Tourne'd by Malcommex August 31, 2010

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tourneau

Tourneau, LLC, is a luxury watch retailer established in 1900 and based in the United States. The company sells men's, women's and certified pre-owned timepieces. Stores carry brands like Rolex, Cartier, Breitling, TAGHeuer, and Omega, among others.

A$AP Ferg went to Tourneau for the watch.

tourneau by robsummersda3rd September 25, 2017

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blumpkin tournament

The act of receiving fellatio while taking a shit AND playing a first-person shooter, preferably Quake or Unreal Tournament. Spices up the rarely-achieved ambition of getting head while playing a video game.

Jim: Hey how's it going?
Bob: Oh not to ba--AAAAAAuUUUAUUuuuuu YEAH *plop* "HEAD SHOT!!!!"
Jim: Fuck! Blumpkin tournament? You'll lucky dog. I'll call back.

blumpkin tournament by cracka_ass_cracka January 17, 2011