Toolche

Someone who has the wits of a tool, and the arrogance of a douchebag.

K:I'm not moving out until I save enough money to buy my truck.
A:You are a toolche.

Toolche by Derek, Xander, Kyle December 21, 2008

toolshelf

A loser who tries to impress you by telling you stories about how cool he is. The problem is, his bullshit stories aren't even that good. Slightly less annoying than a toolshed, but more annoying than a tool.

Did you hear that toolshelf bragging about his collection of 80s music on vinyl?

toolshelf by rotom September 25, 2005

toolshed day

The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.

Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.

Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!

toolshed day by GA Bees May 21, 2017

tooche 

A combination of a douche and a tool. If you were looking at a Venn diagram with one circle that represents tools and one circle that represents douches, these people would occupy that unfortunate intersection between the two.

The correct pronunciation rhymes with douche.

Danny Bonaduce is a tooche, and should be forever known hereafter as Danny Bonatooche.

tooche by principe62 March 26, 2009

toochee 

Used when refering to a vagina when talking to a child. Parents make use of weird names in place of normal names for private parts, especially if its an uncomfortable topic for them.

Sweety you just kicked me in my toochee!

toochee by Cryptosporidium 155 February 20, 2014

Toolshed 

A word describing a giant douchebag, that uses money to make himself look cool. Mainly, however, it is a kid who tries to be something he is not.

Peterson bought us some sweet shades yesterday. That kid is a big toolshed.

Toolshed by Balls Finnigan January 29, 2009

toolshed macdouchenator 

An EXTREME tool. Such an utterly sad excuse for a human being, that said person is not JUST a toolBAG macdouchenator, but a toolSHED macdouchenator. Personally, I think we should just exterminate them all.

Epic Girl: Dude, Mark is such a toolshed macdouchenator.
Epic Dude: Dude, I know right. He's a MAJOR toolshed macdouchenator.

toolshed macdouchenator by EpicGirl;D June 13, 2010