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Rather elongated creature lacking in both intellegence and good looks. Cleary identifiable by it's rather oversized and unattractive hairy growth from the top of the head, spreading far and requiring a permit.
Tomky by Kris April 15, 2004
a rather difugured display of mankind. May have been tortured on a medieval device and therefore is exceptionally tall, up to 12 foot in some cases. Has a head of hair spreading in all directions commonly known as the afro. The subject is usually found in rural areas of central England.
tomky by Pickering March 29, 2004

Tommy McMurtry 

A deeply homophobic/ transphobic bigoted man. May or may not be sexually attracted to pumpkins.
"I'm not saying that Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, I'm just saying that we don't really know"

Tokyo Sayonara 

When you leave, but you only say goodbye to the cat.
I'd better leave soon, but that cat was too damn cute, let me pull a Tokyo sayonara.
Tokyo Sayonara by Utnanacorn April 24, 2018

tommy mcmurtry 

This man is likely very insecure about his kinks. As of late, rumors have finally arisen about his attraction towards pumpkins. This insecurity has become considered his motivation for all of his prior and future homophobic comments. If this is the case, he must be very insecure about this; as he has gone out of his way to plan and advertise an anti-LGBT conference during pride week.
Friend 1: “Dude you have some weird kinks.”

Friend 2: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”

Tommy McMurtry 

Hey I heard you were experimenting with pumpkins?

Nah I'm fully committed to being a Tommy McMurtry!
Tommy McMurtry by Arishoks June 3, 2019