Tiddy Bear

A rightfully underknown and possibly useless product designed to wrap around your seat belt, cushioning your big tiddies (titties) from any discomfort and, thusly, promoting personal safety for the unjustly buxom and repugnantly obese. This plush apparatus is designed to be inconspicuously disguised as a small teddy bear, when not in use, hence the name.

"My shoulder strap used to pull so tight I could hardly breathe. Now, with the Tiddy Bear, I really enjoy traveling again." (actual quote from a real Tiddy Bear advertisement)

by JoshuaJordan May 11, 2008

tiddy bear

The word for teddy bear in a New Zealand accent. Rather funny when you hear it.

Sounds like the word for the female chest XD

A little boy in Auckland goes to bed with his tiddy bear while the Americans are at work or play

by Midnight Raven January 26, 2009

Tiddy Bear

A special homosexual Psychopatheical bear that has two little black eyes and scruffy with Tourette's Syndrome.

I have a little tiddy bear.

by Miss JG May 25, 2016

Tiddy Bear Hug

While approaching a woman from behind, giving a giant bear hug and pinning both arms while grabbing both tits and squeezing.

Whilst tiptoeing quietly, I surprised Beth with a tiddy bear hug and a large hickey.

by Punch Bowl Turd March 8, 2026

Teddy Bear Vision

1. To have a narrow minded view on global occurences, or the current state of the world; Lacking philosophical insight; Unable to gain new understandings from bad experience.

2. A mind that replaces the truth with pleasing images in order to go throughout life without a worry even when a worry is justified.

Ex: "Some say ignorance is bliss, but Bill I don't know she really has some severe Teddy Bear Vision."

by xavy340 July 8, 2009

hot chocolate teddy bear

your best big black friend/lover

white guy: "your my hot chocolate teddy bear"
black friend: "say what!?!?!"

by jfs4<3 August 18, 2009

Teddy bear

A well known prostitute in coffee county,GA she can be found near the "sand ridge" and she has been know to give "favors" for 5 dollars, crack, and KFC meals, she can be spotted by her mullet and lack of teeth

"hey, how was your doctor's visit"
"Not good, Teddy bear gave me the clap"

by magulon February 19, 2018