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thumbdick 

–noun (offensive)

1. a person with a penis the size of a thumb.
2. a stupid, irritating, jackass.
ftballrulz: WAna cyber ?
PalePumpkinHead: This is your mother, thumbdick.
ftballrulz: u r a bull dyke.
thumbdick by PalePumpkinHead December 15, 2008

thumbfucked 

Someone just thumbfucked me on urban dictionary.
thumbfucked by jpg3 July 17, 2011

Thumbsucker

An adult who whines about very trivial things. Making them appear childish.
A woman sitting at a traffic light, behind a car displaying a non-Christian Evolve Fish emblem, yelled unchristian obscenities to the driver.
The passenger in the car next to her rolled down his window, and calmly asked? "Do you realize how childish your behaving?"
At this she screamed more angry obscenities.
The passenger calmly waited for her to calm down, and as if speaking to a child, said. "Where's your mommy? Thumbsucker."
Thumbsucker by Chat Noir May 24, 2008

thumbfuck 

to insert ones thumb into the anal or vaginal orfice.
i said "thumbfuck", you dumbfuck!

thumbfucking my phone 

I mean, I like the girl, but she's always got me thumbfucking my phone.

Thumbsucker

Donald Trump is a thumbsucker.
Thumbsucker by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017