The fuck 

a great expression to describe a situation or action that has left you completely baffled

*Eagle snatches child*
-an appropriate first response- "the fuck"

The fuck by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020

the fuck 

Short for "what the fuck?". Usually followed by question mark.

John: I have acne on my butt.
Mary: ...the fuck?

the fuck by Aubrey March 17, 2004

the fuck 

A modifier used to intensify a command. Slightly more powerful than "your ass." Appending "bitch" onto the end of the sentence further strengthens the emphasis as well as the condescending power.

From most polite to most offensive/aggressive:
"Please sit down if you would be so kind."
"Sit down, please."
"Sit down."
"Sit your ass down!"
"Sit the fuck down!"
"Sit the fuck down, bitch!"

the fuck by Nick D May 22, 2006

the fuck 

Short for why/who/what/ the fuck

1:I killed your girlfriend.
2:The fuck you do that for?

1:It's Dingleberry McJohnson.
2:The fuck is that?

1: I'm going to identify the covalent bonds.
2: The fuck are those?

the fuck by Scrubmaster February 16, 2009

the fuck 

Doing something to the fullest extent.

"I am going to watch the fuck outta that t.v."
"i'm going to eat the fuck outta that sandwich"

the fuck by Jason Dean June 4, 2007

the fuck 

It's what you put in the middle of a question. Any question (execpt which?).

What the fuck is that?
Where the fuck did Jim go?
Why the fuck did that happen?
How the fuck you gonna do that?
When the fuck is the bus gonna get here?

the fuck by Danbridge November 23, 2006

the fuck 

When showing so much confusion or disgust towards something, you miss out the 'what.'

Example 1:

Friend: Yeah, I f***ed your mum last night...
You: The fuck?

Example 2:
Nerd: So a fraction is a simple fact of mulitplying the numerator and taking the quotient of the denominator!
You: The fuck?

the fuck by AdGarUK March 27, 2011