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The Express 

A cheaper, less sensationalist version of the Daily Mail, the Express still holds some cringe-worthy, scaremongering right wing views. Favourite front page material are Princess Diana and Madeline McCann. Nobody really cares about them anymore.
"Hey did you read the Express the other day? Apparently Madeline has been sighted in Angola dressed in a tweed blouse!" - Express Reader

"Give it a rest mate she's dead, just like the Express' circulation." - Person with common sense.
The Express by I.Know.The.Truth August 22, 2010
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The Express Bus Downtown 

When someone with a perverted mind misconstrues something to be DIRTY, automatically. (DOWNTOWN alludes to nether regions)
"When i said it felt moist in here, she began to chuckle. Damn, that girl is always on the express bus downtown."

The Express Slam 

A sexual maneuver in which a person (usually Male) drives to his/her partner's (usually Female) home and parks the car out front. The Male goes inside, leaving the car running, and has a very brief quickiewith her. He leaves promptly after.
(Via cell phone)
"How much time left til you have to go to work, babe?"
"5 minutes"
"I'll be there in three. We'll do The Express Slam"
The Express Slam by walkwin December 19, 2008

On the express train to Narnia 

When someone's is drinking way to fast and is well on their way to getting absolutely tossed.

Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train
Aleksander: "Dude, wheres Sam??? "
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"

Murder on the Orient Express 

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse during a period of menstruation.
I can't tonight, it'd be Murder on the Orient Express

The Polar Express 

The Polar Express is a 1985 children's book (ISBN 0-86264-143-8) written and illustrated by Chris Van Allsburg, a former professor at the Rhode Island School of Design.
Guy 1: Yo, have you read The Polar Express?

Guy 2: Yeah, man, it's the shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Riding the Pony Express 

The stage when you masturbate, so that you are at the highest peek of satisfaction, you move your pelvis in a back-and-forth like you are riding a horse.
Last night, I was riding the pony express. It felt so good. Until, that is, my friend barged in on me and forced me to dismount.