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strumpet 

Another word for a prostitute. Not to be confused with a musical instrument or snack that is served with tea.
It's tea and crumpets, not tea and strumpets.

-You play the trumpet, not the strumpet!
-But the strumpet is well-skilled on the skin flute.
strumpet by Lorelili December 30, 2006

strumpet 

How Captain Jack Sparrow refers to all women. Even perfectly respectably ones.
"Or is it that you've found a girl and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet...you're not a eunuch are you?"
strumpet by Ms. Sparrow February 19, 2004

strumpet 

I'm going to the game to watch the strumpets. What? You know, the cheerleaders.
strumpet by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

strumpet 

lady of the streets, prostitute, hooker, harlot, call girl
stop sleeping with a strumpet fo I hit u
strumpet by Charles DUB April 13, 2006

strumpet 

a woman who unabashedly enjoys sexuality - both her own and that of others. She feels no shame about lust or enjoying her body to its fullest potential. She is a treasure.
Hannah is not offended by my lust for her; she is such a dear strumpet.
strumpet by wouldaben December 19, 2010

strumpet 

Shut up, strumpet, just put it in your mouth.... ahh that's better.
strumpet by Captain June 26, 2003