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Squidding 

Typically a sedentary activity in which a person acts like an agitated or otherwise unproductive squid. Levels of agitation may vary from lethargic to furious. One may squid due to exhaustion, being annoyed, in pain, depressed, upset or any other reason deemed valid by the squidder.
Friend: "What's up?"
Squidder: "༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽"
Friend: "what... o_o"
Squidder: "IM SQUIDDING"
Friend: "Squidding??"
Squidder: "Long day, I'm exhausted. So yeah, I'm squidding"
Friend: "What the fuck is that??"
Squidder: "Just laying around like a fucking squid"
Friend: "K.."
Squidding by Flobsmack February 6, 2020

Squidding 

The masturbatory act of massaging the head of your cock in a squid-like motion.
Dude I was squidding so hard last night I inked all over my computer!
Squidding by UmfangMeister March 5, 2011

squidding 

to deposite one's ejaculate in a public place.
'Laura is always squidding in the locker room at the gym'
squidding by looceefir August 8, 2008

squidding 

Last night's Mexican dinner was amazing, but I've been squidding all morning.
squidding by murrayw76 April 17, 2009

squidding 

Tickling the anus of another in a surprise attack motion, using your fingers much like the thentacly motion of that of a squid.
Please don't start squidding me again.
squidding by squidpants May 11, 2007

Squidding 

The act of which one gives the breasts of a female specimen a gentle caress and grab in a squid like motion from base to tip.
jesus christ guys I did it! After finding out what squidding is and how much girls like it I managed to squid a girl last night.