Spurglar 

A spurglar is a woman who steals sperm to “accidentally” fall pregnant.
A woman who tricks a man into having a baby.

You know he never wanted a baby. She tricked him. She is a spurglar.

Spurglar by Jay Fro August 26, 2013

Spurglar 

A woman who steals sperm to "accidentally" fall pregnant. Sperm bandit.

Terry: How did Johno pull that smoking hot bird?

Justin: Mate she is getting on with age I suspect she is a spurglar.

Spurglar by judmeister August 31, 2013

Spurglar 

A crazy bitch who fucks guys and keeps their sperm filled condom to later turkey baste their way to baby heaven

Man I didn’t know you were married. I’m not I fucked a crazy spurglar bitch

Spurglar by Thecunt February 4, 2022

Snurglary 

The act of getting up in the middle of the night and sneaking into the kitchen to raid the dessert and comfort foods, eating them down to the last few bites, before any else has a chance to have some.

We, and all of our friends, are experiencing an epidemic of snurglary in our houses. This morning, the dozen box of doughnuts I brought home last night was lying empty on the floor when my wife and I came downstairs.

Snurglary by DBLambert January 9, 2016

snurglary 

The act of getting up in the middle of the night, sneaking down to the fridge or freezer, and eating the choicest comfort food down to the last bite or two, which is (are) left in the bottom of the carton.

Every time we buy ice cream, we have to try to hide it from our teenager's practice of snurglary.

snurglary by DBLambert January 7, 2016

Smurglaries 

(Smurglary in singular): a a porte-manteau of the words smash-and-grand and, you guessed it, burglaries

San Francisco and Los Angeles are undergoing a rash of smurglaries at an alarming rate.

Smurglaries by Uncle Dimma December 24, 2021

snurglar 

one who likes to indulge his or her perversion for sniffing ladies bike saddles for pleasure.
see also snurgle, snufty, quumf, moomph, snudger, schniffle-piffler

snurglar by mista fuse August 29, 2003