Spudwhack 

Used as an insult to someone who is being an ass hole to you for no good reason. Could also be used similarly to Jerk-off.

Ryan: Your shoes look fucking ridiculous where did you find those? In the bottom of the dumpster at goodwill?
Zephyr: Shut the fuck up Ryan, you are wearing a pair of new balances like an 80 year old man you retarded Spudwhack.

Spudwhack by Zephyr737 June 2, 2019

Sauwhack 

The embodiment of everything imaginable, unimaginable, possible, impossible, existent, non-existent, known, unknown, thinkable, unthinkable, created, uncreated, discovered, undiscovered, fictional, nonfictional, perceived, unperceived. The only thing in this world that is absolutely and infinite and finite.

There is no greater power than this. To hold the power of the force of Sauwhack, is for one to rule nations and worlds. - Sir Sauwhackadamus III

Sauwhack by SleazyBreezy September 8, 2020

Spudwank 

A man with a small cock who constantly wanks himself off causing shrunken genitals

get your hand off your cock you fucking spudwank

Spudwank by bigspudwank September 13, 2009

spumwack 

1. Whacking some spunk
2. Whatever you want it to mean

You dumb little spumwack

spumwack by Spumwackbutch March 24, 2020

Pudwhack 

<or pudwack> Similar to a jerkoff, but far more lame. One who is wack, a dick, and or pansy ass; more so than most people anyone knows. A fool, a person who should know better but stil doesn't somehow. The absolute essence wackin off embodies most actions of this person.

You Pudwack! Jerret is such a pudwack, he couldn't get laid in a morgue, with a hundred dollar bill hanging out of his fly.

Pudwhack by Los August 7, 2004

pudwhackery 

The act or actions that one might expect from a pudwhack. Actions that one might also expect when goofing around, acting stupid, or not giving a shit. See also asshattery, shenanigans, tomfoolery, ballyhoo

Wow, those guys are over there trying their damnedest to get laid, shes a slut, and they're still failing. What an act of pudwhackery. I feel bad for them.

pudwhackery by tuner_steve November 20, 2006

pudwhacker 

an extremely annoying person who is overweight and talks in a high pitched tone

Fat Alex is such a pudwhacker!

pudwhacker by Steve and Dan November 5, 2004