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Spermjacking 

Term used to define the involuntary collection of a man's sperm, generally comitted by females who desire to have a child with a male with no such desire.
"Kitty was totally caught spermjacking George Senior, that bitch. She was worried that his new hair growth medication would render him sterile."
Spermjacking by Divisionbear June 23, 2009

Superfuckinastrocunted 

When you achieve a higher tier of existence and have to let everyone know how smashed you are
Mate, I am superfuckinastrocunted- I wanna freestyle so bad

sportfuckin' 

the act of fucking for sport, often in a one night stand capacity. Usually accomodated by ho's at clubz or bitches you meet at parties, beaches, supermarkets, libraries and church picnics.
"Yo B, lets hit the clubz tonight and do some sportfuckin'"
sportfuckin' by Lazarus Ciccone April 17, 2004

spellfucker 

Another name for the spellchecker/autocorrect on your cell phone
I texted my boss to say I googled the new employee but spellfucker changed "googled" to "fondled."
spellfucker by JipFurr April 8, 2011

superfucked 

The state of being entirely screwed and/or fucked over by a given set of circumstances, either brought on by outside forces or by one's self.
Did you hear that Eric is totally superfucked for that interview he has tomorrow? He's in way over his head.
superfucked by Woodyyeahyeah January 5, 2009

Sporkfucker 

1: Someone who makes up pointless words, and then defines them with esoteric references and obscenities.

2: Someone who attempts sexual intercourse woth a spork, usually resulting in extreme bodily harm.
1: "For making this definition, I am likely a Sporkfucker, but I believe it was worth it."

2: "I, am a sporkfucker. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the hospital."
Sporkfucker by Sah-gay February 16, 2005