Spelch

Pronunciation: \'spelch\
Function: verb

Etymology: Early 21st Century evolution from the Old English 'spebealcan' before 12th century
|Intransitive verb|

1 : to expel gas suddenly from the stomach through the mouth accompanied with previously ingested sperm.

Upon completion of an angry blow-job, Samantha spelched in Rod's face.

Spelch by MaddDad February 24, 2014

Spelch

When you burp and food and/ or drink comes up with it. A portmanteau of the words spew and belch. See also: shart.

"I ate so much pizza last night that I spelched a few times."

Spelch by Bloodchylde January 27, 2018

spelch

The act of cumming in ones anus. The intent is the "Pre-Act" to Felching.

After Mary finished tossing my salad she attemped to Felch me, but how could she? Tom had yet to Spelch in my ass.

spelch by Red Dragon October 10, 2003

Spelch

The sound two bodies make on bumping into each other on uncovered fleshy areas.

And when they bumped into each other, the stomachs spelched! or I go to the gym to spelch with the cute looking chickies.

Spelch by giGadeth September 13, 2006

spelch

Insipid, often depraved musings from the class of literati who gratuitously wield their shadow as an exhibitionistic means of auto-eroticism.

George's disillusionment with the mundane and his occult fascinations are coupled to inspire a peculiar brand of spelch, the latest form of which is a vaguely humorous rant on the virtues of blood-letting.

spelch by Andros Hyperion August 1, 2003

UwU Speech 

UwU speech, also known as verbal diabetes, is the complete saturation of language with sweet and cute words, and or the replacement/repetition of letters within words with other letters to accentuate the childish and sweet tone, often the letter "w" being ruthlessly abused. Emoticons/Emoji usage may vary but if used generally serve to exaggerate the coma inducing sweetness.

Examples of UwU speech
1. "Hewwo Daniel, w-would you liek sum snuzzles? :3 <3 uwu"
2. ">~< thancc you honey cookie. (insert anime emoji with hearts) i twied me best <<3. "

UwU Speech by realhotdogmen October 6, 2019

greatest speech ever 

The speech from Team america world police. At the end... you know the great one.

The greatest speech ever:
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
Kim Jong Il is an asshole.

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.

greatest speech ever by jodertu November 21, 2010