Songist 

Non-album purist; someone who listens to a few songs here and there more than entire albums. Frequently randomizes their playlist. Also songer. Opposite of albumer or albumist.

iTunes caters far more to songists than albumers.

Songist by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006

Singist 

An low grade degenerate that deserves less respect than trash.

“Evan is a singist”

“You’re a singist”

Singist by Burgundy May 16, 2019

Sonistic 

to be stupid or retarded. An adult who acts like a child

Throwing a tantrum in the middle of a party is sonistic of you.

Sonistic by barcelona123 October 24, 2012

Songstipated 

The occurrence of one getting a song involuntarily stuck in their head much in the same way that one, at times, has an unwieldy turd lodged in their anal cavity.

Person 1: “Bro, could you please stop humming Baby Shark?”

Person 2: “Bro, I can’t. I would, bro, but I’m songstipated.”

Songstipated by Wordzard February 13, 2023

Songstrocity

A track - often a cover song - that sounds like a howling abortion being committed to your ears.

Songstrocities frequently lurk on FM radio. Some can be so close to torture those who hear them question their belief in God. Others will wonder why there isn't a clause in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights about the Jonas Brothers.

A: Did you hear that new Sugababes cover of "Come Together"?
B: You mean, the thing that sounded like a chimpanzee gang rape? The thing that made my balls shrink up as I puked blood out of my eyes?
A: Yup.
B: It's a motherfucking songstrocity, is what it is.

Songstrocity by dirtmo June 19, 2009

Songstruck

You know that feeling that you get when you just have a song/album on repeat, almost addictive? That feeling is called Songstruck.

Kendrick Lamar’s new song had me songstruck.

Songstruck by Ductective April 4, 2020

Spastic Songster

Someone who consistently gets bored about halfway through a song and submits to the urge to skip to the next one; usually when everyone else in the car is still enjoying the current song.

Jim: "Seriously, stop forwarding to the next song after we hear the chorus!"

Joe: "Sorry, I can't help it. I'm a spastic songster."

Spastic Songster by smokingmole April 7, 2010