songest
songest by Rattle & Carebear August 20, 2010
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Royal Sonesta
Dude I met a chick at a bar last night, ended up giving her the Royal Sonesta treatment. She loved it.
Royal Sonesta by Classy Glasses December 12, 2018
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songest • solgestion • SonDestiny • Songstruck • Soncest • Songfest Host • Songist • Songsteer • Songstipated • Songstitute
Songstipated
The occurrence of one getting a song involuntarily stuck in their head much in the same way that one, at times, has an unwieldy turd lodged in their anal cavity.
Person 1: “Bro, could you please stop humming Baby Shark?”
Person 2: “Bro, I can’t. I would, bro, but I’m songstipated.”
Person 2: “Bro, I can’t. I would, bro, but I’m songstipated.”
Songstipated by Wordzard February 13, 2023
Songist
Non-album purist; someone who listens to a few songs here and there more than entire albums. Frequently randomizes their playlist. Also songer. Opposite of albumer or albumist.
Songist by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006
Songstrocity
A track - often a cover song - that sounds like a howling abortion being committed to your ears.
Songstrocities frequently lurk on FM radio. Some can be so close to torture those who hear them question their belief in God. Others will wonder why there isn't a clause in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights about the Jonas Brothers.
Songstrocities frequently lurk on FM radio. Some can be so close to torture those who hear them question their belief in God. Others will wonder why there isn't a clause in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights about the Jonas Brothers.
A: Did you hear that new Sugababes cover of "Come Together"?
B: You mean, the thing that sounded like a chimpanzee gang rape? The thing that made my balls shrink up as I puked blood out of my eyes?
A: Yup.
B: It's a motherfucking songstrocity, is what it is.
B: You mean, the thing that sounded like a chimpanzee gang rape? The thing that made my balls shrink up as I puked blood out of my eyes?
A: Yup.
B: It's a motherfucking songstrocity, is what it is.
Songstrocity by dirtmo June 19, 2009
Songstruck
You know that feeling that you get when you just have a song/album on repeat, almost addictive? That feeling is called Songstruck.
Songstruck by Ductective April 4, 2020
Spastic Songster
Someone who consistently gets bored about halfway through a song and submits to the urge to skip to the next one; usually when everyone else in the car is still enjoying the current song.
Jim: "Seriously, stop forwarding to the next song after we hear the chorus!"
Joe: "Sorry, I can't help it. I'm a spastic songster."
Joe: "Sorry, I can't help it. I'm a spastic songster."
Spastic Songster by smokingmole April 7, 2010
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