Socksam

Compulsive masturbater

Sam saw drake and said you socksam.

Socksam by yobihhhhh January 2, 2019

sockamanus 

Slang for the penis. Opposite of the occomanus

Bro don’t be such a sockamanus

sockamanus by Carlllllllllll March 31, 2021

socksome 

When a 2 people join a sock together for sexual pleasure.

My best friend asked me to join she and her sock for a socksome.

socksome by sock king February 23, 2019

socksimist 

When socks monopolize an entire basket; too many socks; sock supremacy

When you sort laundry and you have a basket full of socks but nothing else... socksimists are everywhere

socksimist by Luna Kora April 15, 2021

socksauce 

Semen produced from masturbation. Can be found places other than just inside of a sock.

I can't believe he shot his socksauce into your mouth

socksauce by Mr Wally October 26, 2009

sockamoejoe

a person who thinks with his ass instead of his head
see also tushuks

Eddie you got drunk and pissed on Mari's car you are such a sockamoejoe

sockamoejoe by steve May 13, 2005

socksum-check 

A verification performed upon taking clothes out of a washing machine to make sure that the total number of socks you have washed is even so no socks remain in the washer. Can also be carried out prior to washing to avoid splitting a pair into a washed one and an unwashed one.

Hey, the socksum-check failed. I'd better take a better look inside.

socksum-check by AmbaL May 28, 2008