The amount of your daily/weekly/monthly/annual budget that is dedicated to smut; including (but not limited to): money spent on strip clubs, happy ending massage parlors, pornographic materials, and sex toys.
“What’s your smudget?”
“Your ginormous smudget is financially sinking this household!”
“Just because ‘smudget’ is a word now, it still doesn’t make prostitution legal”
When a group of male hillbillies go out in the woods, fuck eachother, and jar each others ass queefs in one jar. After the jar is closed full of the combined farts, they take turns huffing the gas starting with the one that nutted first.
Hey fellas! Let’s say we cross the crick to the woodsover yonder and have us an Oklahoma Smudge Pot. It’s been a LONG week.