Slurrage 

The rate at which your vocal motor skills deteriote as you drink.

I intentionally over articulated my speech because my wife accused me of Slurrage as the lunch progressed.

Slurrage by Satchmon2003 September 13, 2015

slutrageous 

when someone acts like an outrageous slut. duh.

yo they are practically bumpin uglies on the dance floor! so slutrageous!

slutrageous by LornaMarie December 21, 2008

Slurage 

Slurage: The act of grammatical laziness causing one to inconsistently add and/or subtract letters from a word creating a sometimes more efficient figure of speech. In the construction of a Slurage one will find the possibilities to be as endless, dangerous, amusing, witty, ugly, random, and will come to realize that the benefits of their Slurage to mankind are not only minimal but are as non-existent as the leprechaun in Alabama.

EX: A worthless potato may choose to mash the words those and were together giving water birth to the new slurage - Twer.

Bruce Springsteen Slurage: "Twer the glory days."

Bryan Adams Summer of '69 Slurage: "Twer the best days of my life."

Hillbilly pip-squeak slurage: "Twer mine!!!"

Slurage by Bildog October 12, 2011

Scurrage 

To frantically root for something.

Related to scurry.

She scurraged through those menus to grab the cake.

Scurrage by Lou Pridding October 17, 2008

Slurpage 

The noise a guy/girl makes when he or she is licking a girls vagina

Dude, you had some major slurpage going on in there.

Slurpage by Wild Wild Willy August 27, 2008

slurpage 

a drink or other liquid that is consumed

im thirsty im going to the fridge to get some slurpage

slurpage by jessica October 8, 2003

slurpage 

When a dipshit stoner named Bobby slurps water from a drinking fountain with a straw.

Man that was some serious slurpage.

slurpage by Anthony Scrima March 27, 2004