Mick- "Hey man, you should see my latest bird debbie"
Marc- "Debbie Smith?"
Mick- "Yea, do you know her"
Marc- "Could say that, man, she's such a sloshpot"
Mick- "Say that again and i'll kick your fucking head in, you cunt"
A female, usually of the larger variety, who on occasion, or more often than not, has sexual relations with multiple partners at one time. Results in the creation of a "Moldy, Sloppy Coffee Can" for a vagina. Female may involve herself in such activities as trains, gangbangs and other such gregarious activities.
A slow moving human being, likes being in the water and can drink a gallon of milk in less than 2 minutes. Woman can't resist this monster, yet laid back, this is a true warrior beast.
Slothopotamus was formed by a genetic deformation in the human DNA of the crossbreading of a sloth and a hippopotamus
While the wife was out of town with the kids, my days usually consisted of eating junk food, drinking beer and slothbotting until I cried myself to sleep.
ME:where did you get to last night?
Gary:i met up with a couple of sloshpots from crawley!
ME:Really?
Gary:Yeah smashed the granny out of em till gone 6
ME:Nice