Slaunch 

The act of shitting all over a wall, toilet seat, dumpster, or other vertical plane.

A favorite act of panhandlers and bass fisherman alike.

Ruben (to a Truckstops of America team member):

"Do you have any showers Available?"

Truckstops of America team member (to Ruben):

"We did but the several guys from the bass tour just slaunched in them. Matter of fact, your friend Clay just slaunched the last one. The showers are all closed for cleaning."

Slaunch by Fuck lasalle February 15, 2021

slaunch 

To slopily or forcibly insert something into something else.
Or slaunch can be replaced with launch at any time.

I slaunched one in her asshole last night!
I slaunched it in her asshole, prior to giving her the angry pirate.
I will slaunch the frisbee 100 yards.

slaunch by mdizzlenizzlepizzle May 3, 2006

Slaunch 

Defined as a fish, preferably A large mouth bass in the weight range 4-7 pounds. Anything over 7 pounds is considered a Slaunch Donkey also abbreviated as SD.

Holly cow dude!! That’s a slaunch!

Slaunch by TheHandsomestBass April 14, 2019

slaunch 

adj.- characterizing something that is awesome or in one's favor.

That's fucking slaunch!

slaunch by Chris September 29, 2005

slaunch 

Slaunch is a term often used, (or not), by the design community to describe the characteristic of horizontality or a "low slung" visual attitude. A significant portion of midcentury mobern residential architecture, Japanese inspired design, and/or Dr Suess style landscape elements fall under this description.

A tree thinned of foliage or laid down horizontally by the effects of relentless wind or weather would be described as having "slaunch".

Much of Frank Lloyd Wright's "Prairie Style" architecture could be said to have characteristics of "slaunch".

Almost all of Dr Suess' landscpes are characterized by "slaunch",

slaunch by Minorblues January 18, 2010

slaunch 

if someone say slaunch 2 you.
You just got noobed

i killed you and you say slaunched

slaunch by owner September 23, 2003

Slaunch 

A word that can replace any verb or action. Often, but not always, describing a grabbing or painful motion.

Omg!!! Becky that guy is so hot you should slaunch his number

Haili would stop talking about Peter so I slaunched her across the face

Slaunch by Definitely not a daddie June 13, 2018