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Slarbage 

A portmanteau of Slang and Garbage

ie. Slang that is garbage (garbage slang) of the worst kind that each generation comes up with that is a complete bastardization of English and makes them look and sound stupid when trying to act or be cool. The only people accepting of such vernacular is their own kind (generation) whilst everyone else can’t stand it.

Absolutely terrible and ridiculous slang words usually born of internet in things like comments and text or speech that make no sense but catch on like wildfire that everyone adopts in an effort to keep up with their friends and society while sounding ridiculously idiotic in the process.
I can’t stand this new generation of slarbage these kids use these days.
Slarbage by URBSlang April 27, 2024
Related Words

Scarbage 

Roots : Scar + Garbage

Refers to Emotional Garbage or Luggage one carries with them long after the said Emotional Wound is *Supposedly* Healed.
She was covered in scarbage, despite claiming she was alright with me.
Scarbage by Michael Angus August 10, 2017
"Dude, throw out that starbage, and get a real coffee at Dunkin Donuts."
Starbage by Joehhy December 30, 2009

Slabbage 

A very unsavoury young lady. Not the type to take home to mum. A person you would definately not call a friend.
I met this chick last night, what a slabbage she was.
So and so is such a slabbage!
Slabbage by kiwichik April 14, 2008

Slabbage 

A precursor to the camel toe. The appearance of the labia as it is highly pronounced due to tight fitting clothing.
Thank God for yoga pants. The slabbage has nowhere to hide.
Slabbage by Sharlene Darling October 22, 2022
the stuff that crappy sites, magazines, and blogs write about alexander skarsgard that is completely untrue, or just pure garbage, complete fiction, and gossip, mainly put out by the tabloid media and other scum of the earth
"did you hear that alex trashed the twilight vamps on (a certain site)?"

"don't believe that shit, it's just more skarbage."

"i cannot believe every time alex hugs a woman, they are instantly dating, what skarbage."
skarbage by MrsSkarsgard March 26, 2010