Shmidt 

A comical, non-vulgar synonym of "shit".

Ahhh, shmidt!

Piece of shmidt!

Shmidt by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006

mike shmidt 

A true asshole. Even though he is one sexy man..

Look at Mike Shmidt! He can control the cameras!

mike shmidt by Mari!Bish February 1, 2015

dominic shmidt 

Your mom

Dominic shmidt chubs

dominic shmidt by Dumbviper March 3, 2019

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF 

When you want to say "holy shit!" but enjoy the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise a little too much.

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF! I just broke my arm on a wall!

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF by No Food Before Bed May 14, 2023

shmistletoe

A word used in the holiday season to describe a penis with mistletoe on it used to elicit a kiss

Dude Do you see that chick.
Friend Yeah bro.
Dude I'd let her stand under my shmistletoe

shmistletoe by IrishRocket December 4, 2016

Schmidt Special 

This term refers to when your feces enters into food (sometimes resembling nutella or chocolate).

Culinary Teacher: “Hey, how did you put so much nutella in your crepe? We ran out of nutella in last hours class.”

Student: “Ahh, dont worry. It’s just the Schmidt Special”

Schmidt Special by bus 48 god child October 29, 2019

kimmy schmidt

A friendly and social redhead that was trapped in a bunker by an evil, crazy reverend for 15 years with 3 other women.

"I was binge watching The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt last night, and I know it's a good show."

kimmy schmidt by CandyEater June 5, 2017