Shitpoo 

The real and somewhat embarrassing name for the Shittish village of Sipoo, in Finland.

Shitpoo is a xenophobic little village with a high rate of inbreeding, like Tammisaari.

In english, Sibbo means Shitpoo, an anal retentive Shittish township located in the Finnish backwoods.

Shitpoo by Eva Asplund January 18, 2008

shitpoo 

A mix breed of a shih-tzu and a poodle.

Your shih-tzu and my poodle just fucked, they're gonna have a shitpoo.

shitpoo by Chris December 19, 2004

shitpoo 

the most comfortable poo you ever had, a term of endearment

Goddamn, I love you shitpoo.

shitpoo by Puko April 19, 2008

Shitpoo 

When you shit out a massive poo

I need a shitpoo, I’m going to shit out a poo

Shitpoo by Dirteater2938 July 12, 2022

Shitpost

A post of little to no sincere insightful substance. Especially a "shit"(low)-effort/quality-post with the sole purpose to confuse, provoke, entertain or otherwise evoke an unproductive reaction. Often exemplified in surreal out-of-context posts.

Shitposts can be many things including memes, spam, and bait - but rarely vice-versa.
Unlike memes, shitposts have no template.
Unlike spam, shitposts don't need repetition.
Unlike bait, shitposts aren't designed for response.

Why does this image of a possum with a gun say "triangle"?
You wouldn't get it. It's just a shitpost.

Shitpost by got1837 February 8, 2021

Shitbooking 

the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit

Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!

Shitbooking by carnivore94 February 4, 2010

shitoozle 

1. Same as shitooze, but in a smaller quantity.

2. Plural form can be used as an exclamation.

1. After much effort on the john, only a shitoozle was found.

2. Shitoozles!

shitoozle by the definition circuit January 8, 2008