Scwasted 

When one is out-of-this-world drunk.

"Yo I just took 6 shots of Fireball and drank 2 four loko's I'm so fuckin scwasted."

Scwasted by Lil_Tomas December 17, 2019

Schwasted

Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.

"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."

Schwasted by Schwasted January 19, 2009

Swasted 

to be wasted out of your mind

I'm so swasted right now!

Swasted by wasian24 June 10, 2010

shwasted 

Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.

Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.

shwasted by Kevin December 4, 2004

Schwasted Scale 

A scale from 1-10 on how messed up or shitfaced you truly are, either high, drunk, or both.

10 --- Schwasted

5 --- Half way there

1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!

-How you feelin' on the schwasted scale?
-- Definitely feelin' a tensky

Schwasted Scale by schwaste24/7 November 15, 2009

swasted 

When a person is so wasted that when they go to say that they are so wasted, it just comes out as "swasted."

"hey jon how drunk are you?"
"I'm ssswasted"

swasted by brett z August 13, 2006

Schwasted

Drunken state usually acheived by consuming massive amounts of alcohol.
symptoms include- stumbling, dancing by ones self, and in severe cases - booting

originated at VT.

"dude they are so f-ing schwasted!"
"I'm schwasted"
"I'm so schwasted im gonna boot"

Schwasted by germanface November 9, 2003