Schlamp 

To schlamp someone: this is some where in between a slap and a punch (also known as to "lamp"). this is where the fist grazes across the face/ body part.

Stop poking me or I'll schlamp you!

Schlamp by Joobe November 11, 2007

Schlamp 

A group of ungulate, or more specifically Suidae family members together.

Look Klecks! It’s a Schlamp of napping wild zoo Berta’s!

Schlamp by CharlieRomeo March 29, 2024

Schlam 

The act of having casual sex with another person

“Hey girl, do you want to schlam?”
“I schlammed Andrea In the work storeroom last night”

Schlam by Andre’ January 5, 2020

Schlampe 

German for Slut.

"Bist du eine Schlampe?" "JA!"

Schlampe by Melody April 25, 2004

Schlumpadumpf 

Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.

“Yo what’s the move fam ”
“I’m schlumpadumpf”

Schlumpadumpf by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 2, 2019

fat schlump 

The state of being in a very fat nap, usually lasting between 5-40 minutes. Typically very obese people have experienced this phenomenon, but it can happen to healthy people. Also people who are fat schlump tend use anything from a Cards Against Humanity box, to a water bottle as a pillow, and can sleep anywhere available at the time.

Patrick: "Yo, wheres Victor?"
John: "He's over there, and he's sleeping on my trombone case!"
Patrick: "Damn, he fat schlump."

fat schlump by vicast115 January 23, 2019

Schlampus 

a adjective used to describe something that is awesome to extensive amounts; it is a very high honor is to be considered this, as not many reach this level at anything.

Nate: "Yo im so glad we got high before getting drunk and going to the movies, my night got so much better!"
Hank: "Yea man it was totally Schlampus!"

Schlampus by MarkMorrisonMan July 7, 2009