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sawyers dick 

i was fucking john last night and he had a sawyers dick

Sameerism 

Truly ridiculous metaphors and similies that compare things that are, in truth, unrelated. In an attempt to sound intellectual, this will make the writer sound arrogant, pedantic, pretentious, and uneducated.
"The goals of the GOP are reminiscent of a shower curtain, see through and weak on homeland security."
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"
Sameerism by JonnyJay September 25, 2006

Sagerism 

When what you do is so much better than anything else and can't be competed with it is known as a Sagerism...
"You ball harder than anyone i know... it's like you've got Sagerism running through your veins..."
Sagerism by Myster Illmatic May 2, 2010

Sameerism 

Hugh: "Hey Jeff, how was last night?"
Jeff: "Ahh man, it was amazing. I met the most incredible girl. Honestly she's the girl of my dreams."
Hugh (shaking his head): "Such a sameerism"
Sameerism by Coffee Kevin January 4, 2017

Slayerism 

Slayerism - A term of endearment used to describe an epic moment of metal, in reference to one of the greatest metal bands of all time.
Person A: "just convinced my mum to get me an ESP F-100 for ma crimbo"

Person B: "haha sweet"

A: " It's like Tom Araya's bass... but a guitar."

B: "Thats like an orgasm with strings right??"

A:" yep. combined with a kerry king mini amp. Instant slayerism
Slayerism by Izzy_gets_Busy January 20, 2009
An awesome person that is a mega pimp
"man that kid is sawyers fa shizzle"
Sawyers by sawyers October 16, 2008