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eliza sagert

Bhad bich and doesn’t give a fuck
Hi Eliza Sagert How’s my bhad Bich going ?
eliza sagert by Shung January 3, 2019
The lowest card in a Full House.
I sure got dealt a Bob Saget.
BoB Saget by M. Lisac February 7, 2005

Sabertooth Crotch Critters 

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.
Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...

Sagerism 

When what you do is so much better than anything else and can't be competed with it is known as a Sagerism...
"You ball harder than anyone i know... it's like you've got Sagerism running through your veins..."
Sagerism by Myster Illmatic May 2, 2010
O man! That mother fucker is ill in that cardigan sweater! That must be Bob Saget!
bob saget by FUNK MASTER C July 19, 2006

sabertooth 

A sabertooth is a woman that is the older version of the cougar. A 60+ year old women who is on the prowl for fresh young male meat. She is old, rich, and looking for a crazy night of sex with a guy who can go all night long without Viagra.
I meet a sabertooth at a bar and she took me to her house and ravaged my tender young male body.
sabertooth by Franklin Manson December 15, 2008