exercising forbearance and restraint in the performance of masturbatory acts; going to great lengths of time without playing with oneself.
Coined on a classic Seinfeld episode.

He refrained from snapping his carrot for 3 months until the little blonde walked by him, nipples erect and ass crack hangin' out of her daisy dukes.

MASTER OF ONE'S OWN DOMAIN by weave July 23, 2003

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GOP-God's Own Plutocrats

Originally, this name referred to the Republican Party's nickname of the Grand Old Party. However, in light of the Republican's love for God and billionaires, it should be God's Own Plutocrats. All of their policies seem to favor the extremely rich, religious and white.

The Republican Party is no longer the Grand Old Party of Lincoln, but rather is the GOP-God's Own Plutocrats

GOP-God's Own Plutocrats by MVCatdaddy May 8, 2018

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legend in one's own mind

It is a person that exaggerates their self importance. These people like to boast or brag about their achievements, positions and accomplishments. Often seen as drama queens, blowhards and egomaniacs. These people like to inflate their credentials, but in reality they're not that important.

The people who like to inflate their claim to fame are a legend in one's own mind.

legend in one's own mind by Preston Pierce August 2, 2009

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ride one's own melt

to go one's own way, enjoying the pleasure of the here and now and ignoring what others think.

to live according to the values you appreciate and the qualities you've gained

"...I take pleasure in the details. You know... a quarter-pounder with cheese, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moment where your laughter becomes a cackle... and I sit back and I smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt" (Troy Dyer, "Reality Bites", the movie)

I'm often told that i'm doing everything totally wrong, that i'm a loser. I simply say I'm riding my own melt.

ride one's own melt

ride one's own melt by scaryalien17 May 11, 2009

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