Quof 

A fart that comes out of your penis shortly after surgery.

I just quofed....

Quof by Scrotum ripper October 24, 2011

quof 

Alternate spelling of quofe.

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to take a piss he would quof and splatter urine everywhere.

quof by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Quof 

A quof is a word I made up.
Quof (küøf)
Noun-Adj
A fwoop of beautiful hair that is on a beautiful hooman.

Wow, look at Brendon Urie's quof. He's so hot.

Quof by lolzorDanHowell May 13, 2017

quof;hweoufhweoufh 

When somebody rages or is bored so fucking bad they just mash boringly

Person 1: I'm bored asf quof;hweoufhweoufh

Rage Example
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Person 1: YOUR SO BAD quof;hweoufhweoufhquof;hweoufhweoufhquof;hweoufhweoufh

Person 2: the fuck??

quof;hweoufhweoufh by jackboy9845739475 February 7, 2025

quof quof 

A washcloth. Also commonly known as a rag, small towel, dish rag, or something to clean up messes.

"Hey can you hand me a quof quof?"

quof quof by Garrett09 March 23, 2025

quofo 

A floatie turd; a log of poop that is bouyant enough to float on the top of water.

I ate a bunch of carbs and fat these last few days and lately all the turds I've been deucing into the toilet have been quofos because they all float on top at the water line. See them in this photo I took with this smartphone? But, enough about me on a first date. So how's your lunch?

quofo by Extremityman October 17, 2023

quofing 

The present participle of quofe.

Emitting penile flatulence, i.e., emitting air or gas from the penis through the urethra.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quofing and splattering urine everywhere.

quofing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005