Quanker 

someone who works for the Care Quality Commission, a UK government QUANGO or other such bodies, coined by Dr A H on GDPUK.com forum.

such a quanker

Quanker by quanker hater November 5, 2010

Quanker 

A man (or woman) Who wanks over the Quaker oats man

eww Jacob is such a Quanker.

Quanker by chuffy ;) October 12, 2009

Quanker 

Comes from the two words; Wanker, and Quaker.

Someone who is both a wanker and a quaker.

See www.Quanker.tk for less details.

Bloody Quanker!
Ha, look at the Quanker!

Quanker by www.quanker.tk December 23, 2004

Quanker 

The origin of the word Quanker can be traced back to 2004 when an absolute mug named Lee was born in a town named Poole
The doctor took him out of his mother's womb and could only mutter the words "This child is an absolute Quanker"
We believe the doctor in question meant the child was "an absolute inbred bugger"

You're an absolute quanker!

Quanker by Lawson_is_fish June 14, 2024

Quanker Sore 

Similar to a canker sore but referring to the penis. When a penis gets too much sugar on it it results with a Quanker Sore.

Susan exclaimed, "Yo! Bill! What's wrong with your wiener? It's got red bumps on it!" Bill then replied, "Hey sorry I got me some mad Quanker Sores from puttin my wiener in the cookie dough!"

Quanker Sore by Little Willis March 20, 2009

dirty quacker

the act of spreading your lovers butt checks and making a loud quacking noise

I gave my girlfriend a massive dirty quacker

dirty quacker by Bear wrangler May 7, 2010

Quaker breakfast 

The act of filling up a magnum condom with warm oatmeal and fucking it before lunch time.

Well I must say bro, that was the best quaker breakfast I've ever had.

Quaker breakfast by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020