Puntery 

Place of rejoice where punters gather. Typically a rough-looking bar or pub, often equipped with an outdoor seating facility, where locals enjoy a cheap drink and get bevved.

“ - Oh my god, this is a puntery that... Have a look at this puntress
- Jesus F*** this is rough”

“- I’m in the mood for a pint at a proper puntery
- look no further, I know just the place”

Puntery by Punter333 October 26, 2020

Please no punterino 

Term used by Jimmy Broadbent. Punting in racing terms means the car behind goes into the back of the car in front. Please no punterino is a desperate cry, often heard ahead of the first corner on lap one.

I feel like someone's gonna yeet it up the inside, please no punterino

Please no punterino by Jesiotre October 10, 2019

punterino 

When you dump another racing driver either on purpose or accident. Usually done by one very T H I C C boi.

No punterino into Sainte Devote Jimmer!

punterino by BigMoveBoi February 11, 2021

roughing a punter 

The practice wherein a gay male prostitute, usually after having been made to feel physically or otherwise humiliated or taken advantage of by a "John," or client, turns the tables and either verbally or physically abuses said client. It may occasionally apply to financial transactions involving the two.

"That guy who gave me $500 for two hours of sex seemed so sweet, but he ended up trying to beat me up, so I put my martial arts knowledge to good use and beat the crap out of him. Nothin' makes me feel better than roughing a punter."

roughing a punter by acrobat19129 January 20, 2009

cunt punter

The female equivalent of a cock blocker. When one girl brings up something vile about another girl in front of a guy that immediately turns the guy off to the girl (done either intentionally or accidentally). It usually involves bringing to light the girl's poor hygiene choices or medical record, thereby punting her cunt out of play.

Jen: Hey Brad, I really like you - let's go to your room.
Brad: Totally.
Angie: Hope that Valtrex got rid of your herpes, Jen!
Brad: Uh I'm going to pass on this skank.
Jen: Way to be a cunt punter, Angie. I hate you.

cunt punter by ARuss703 October 24, 2009

Punnery

The act of committing a pun. Invoking a pun (play on words) in any situation can be deemed a punnery.

You gotta love the punnery.

Punnery by Marly Sauble August 15, 2005

Punter Pussy 

A vagina that is so stretched out and loose that a man’s whole leg could fit inside of it.

I fucked Stacy last night, but she had a punter pussy, so it wasn’t great.

Punter Pussy by Zack_M18 June 27, 2021