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Friendzone Predator 

Someone who pretends to be your friend in the hopes that they can eventually manipulate your friendly attachment to them into a romantic relationship
"Bob keeps pretending to be friends with girls, then passive-aggressively trying to guilt them into dating him because he's such a Nice Guy. He's a real friendzone predator."

Social predator

A cancel culture opportunist who participates in preying on people to ruin their lives and careers and reputation based on unverifiable rumors, hearsay, and slander. Often these people will take advantage of any kind of rumor specifically for people they don’t know or dislike. They get off on the social contagion of hurting an individual’s social standing as it makes them feel and look virtuous. They are social predators.
Alexis went out of her way to spread the slander and get people to cancel Jacob. She is a social predator.

Chelsea jumped on the opportunity to get cancel culture clout as well as hurt someone she didn’t like. She is a social predator.

Premature Satirisation 

making jokes about topical situations before it becomes socially acceptable
"that joke was too soon man"
"hey what can I say, I suffer from premature satirisation"

premature exfoliation 

The tendency of certain trees to display autumn colors in August.
Amy was depressed when the oak exhibited premature exfoliation in the middle of August.
The ship name of American footballers Christen Press and Tobin Heath. Has been speculated since approx. 2015, and despite abundant photographic 'evidence', has never been confirmed. Most commonly used as a noun, but can occasionally be an adjective. Sometimes used when fans are too lazy to say "Tobin and Christen".
*Christen scores off of Tobin's cross* "Gotta love that Preath connection!"
"I hope Preath is in today's lineup."
"Did you see Christen's Insta story? So much Preath content!"
"I used to stan Talex, but now I'm hardcore for Preath"
Preath by yetanotheruswntmemepage November 4, 2019

Premature Paculation

When you're being chased by a ghost in Pac-Man or Ms. Pac-Man and you quickly turn around after thinking you ate a Power Pellet, just to find out you didn't eat it. You end up losing a life.

This happens more in the higher speed levels because you try to eat the Power Pellet and then eat ghosts as fast as possible.

Premature Paculation DOES NOT refer to the wasting of Power Pellets
Dude: HEY! How come you just ran into that ghost on purpose?

Guy: I didn't mean to, it was Premature Paculation.

Dude: Oh, what's that?

Guy: I thought I went far enough to eat the Power Pellet but i turned around too quickly and the ghost wasn't edible.
Premature Paculation by troggy1009 January 18, 2009