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Potatotarian 

Someone who doesn't regularly exclude potatoes from their diet.
Mr. Potate:
"I could be starving right now. Anything good in your fridge?"

Hostess:
"There could be some babe potatoes. Heard you're a potatotarian -- want to try 'em?"

Mr. Potate:
"Hella yeah!"

potatotarian 

Someone who is too intelligent to pay a monthly fee for memes.
If those potatotarians don't sign up for my Patreon, I am going to have to evolve my tactics.
potatotarian by LMPM Mayor's Club October 7, 2019

potatooo 

Niall Horans phrase
"POTATOOOO"
potatooo by youmumxoxo September 10, 2020

Potatotato 

The Potatotato is a large, sentient, and evil potato that once ruled the galaxy. It bred with many mystical creatures and created different offspring such as the Unitato. It's goal is to destroy it's kids for becoming too intelligent for their own good.
Ahh! That Potatotato is so scary! I can't believe something so mean created that cute Unitato!

PotatoOrgy 

Two tablespoons of luscious potato sex, one teaspoon of Jesus Christ's love sauce, a cup of "What's up guys?" and two liters of pure awesome extracted from every dinosaur in existence and every audio track containing Morgan Freeman's voice.
Guy 1: Did you see the latest PotatoOrgy video?
Guy 2: I came... Twice.
PotatoOrgy by Captain47 November 22, 2011

Potatoons 

Person 1 : “Hey, did you hear potatoons posted a new animation

Person 2 : “Wow, I should subscribe to him”

Person 1 : “SUBSCRIBE TO POTATOONS OR ELSE I WILL STEAL YOUR POTATOES”
Potatoons by Potatoons 🥔 November 10, 2021