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Po1kD (pronounced P-OH-ONE-KAY-DEE)
acronym for "Poon of 1000 Deaths"
1. When a female turns a male from straight to homosexual, simply through dating and/or having intimate relations with him.
rule 1- If any of the males remain straight after the "Po1kD" experience, they will inevitably marry the next woman they date.
1. Man Speaking With a Newly Developed "gay" lisp:
"If it hadn't been for Po1kD, I'd never have met Joey".

Woman Speaking to Po1kD:
"Bitch, if you keep sendin' all them hot boys to the other side of the fence, I'm gonna cut you!"

rule 1 -
Straight Man Speaking:
"She was a good jumping off place for me to start dating other people, it just ended up that my next girlfriend was perfect marriage material".

Woman:
"His last girlfriend? He was Po1KD'ed, that's how I got him".
Po1kD by Po1kD April 3, 2008
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