Po1kD

Po1kD (pronounced P-OH-ONE-KAY-DEE)
acronym for "Poon of 1000 Deaths"
1. When a female turns a male from straight to homosexual, simply through dating and/or having intimate relations with him.
rule 1- If any of the males remain straight after the "Po1kD" experience, they will inevitably marry the next woman they date.

1. Man Speaking With a Newly Developed "gay" lisp:
"If it hadn't been for Po1kD, I'd never have met Joey".

Woman Speaking to Po1kD:
"Bitch, if you keep sendin' all them hot boys to the other side of the fence, I'm gonna cut you!"

rule 1 -
Straight Man Speaking:
"She was a good jumping off place for me to start dating other people, it just ended up that my next girlfriend was perfect marriage material".

Woman:
"His last girlfriend? He was Po1KD'ed, that's how I got him".

by Po1kD April 3, 2008

porkdog

an overweight girl, often one who seeks the attention of those out of her league

lots of porkdogs here, let's leave

by Ralphxsx October 16, 2008

Porkdagger

Slang terminology for a Small, tiny, unnoticeable, and or hilariously petite dong.

Eugene and Matthew play mideaval battles and duel horizontally with their porkdaggers.

by bigdonghealy June 2, 2011

polkdorsk

That one guy that sounds German ,swedish and Scottish and acts retarted

Zien polkdorskin empire will rise!

by That man of the hour May 31, 2019

porkdo

He’s a bum ass Nigga always on some”Travis is the goat”type of shit.
Nigga never gives the people what they want and dip on YouTube about 7 months

“Aye have you heard about porkdo”
“Yeah fuck that nigga”

by Porkdo May 16, 2022

Pookdook

When you’re having stomach cramps because you have to use the restroom but once you get to the restroom the cramps go away, and you no longer need to use the restroom.

I had to use the restroom but when I actually got in the restroom I didn’t even have to use it, it was just a pookdook.

by C0deez March 11, 2023

porkd

A crytpo revolution. Crypto 2.0

You have been porkd

by anonymous February 15, 2024